Hi, I'm Bella, with the accent on the second syllable, so it sounds like "blah." I just moved to Oregon from Arizona. Stupid Oregon.
In biology class, I trip over some air. Edward catches me. I love his dreadlocks and the way he chuckles through his criss-cross mandibles.
Jacob the Alien skitters by, dripping caustic acid, his reticulated inner skull extending from his outer skull. I'll make Edward jealous. "Wow, Jacob makes my chest flutter."
"Why? Did he insert a pod down your throat?"
We chuckle; I bite my lip. The alien overhears. "I knew you'd be prejudiced. Stupid Arizonan."
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"insert a pod down your throat?" classic.
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