“Twitch, did you read this?”
“If it doesn’t have pretty pictures and come with crayons, then I didn’t read it.”
“I expected as much. Well, my friend of short attention span, this book is titled ‘The Mr. Kitten Murder Mystery’ written by none other than our human.”
“She wouldn’t violate our trust like that, telling all our secrets where anyone could read them!”
“More than that, Twitch, she’s selling books and making money – lots of it – by telling our story and we’re not seeing any of it.”
“That’s outrageous, Mr. Kitten. Why did you get top billing and not me?” Pin It Now!