Chris's mother was bragging about her cat, Quinque Quinque. Quinque Quinque could not get to his litter box so he defecated into the bathtub, to the delight of Chris's mother. "I was so proud of him!"
Chris replied, "That's better than Mr. Kitten. Today I caught him peeing into a pile of laundry."
And the quote from Chris's mom:
"Having pets is like having a retarded child."
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